Am I to believe that the creator of the universe who came up with protons and neutrons and electrons and all that fancy complicated shit that non of us understand, am I to believe that that god gives a fuck about about a bunch of fucking burly ass men running around on a field playing with a ball? Forty three percent of Americans do believe that, while they’re sitting around thinking ‘wouldn’t it be great to outlaw abortion?’ ‘Wouldn’t it be great if we got rid of the gays?’ ‘Wouldn’t it be great if we had prayer back in schools?’ ‘Wouldn’t it be great if we got rid of the wall between church and state?’ While they’re thinking all that, it never occurs to them hey its kind of silly to think that god would not intercede on the behalf of the starving and the struggling and the poor and the broken but he would intercede on behalf of a fucking football team.

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