Thousands of people, across the world are clasping their hands together are clasping their hands together to make a wish towards an invisible man who lives in the sky and has magical powers and created the universe and they’re wishing for him to intercede on the behalf of two people who were not even severely injured in any way shape or form in a car accident. And the only reason that we’re supposed to care about these two people is because their daughter gave birth to a Canadian pop singing sensation beloved by teenage girls the world over and hated by pretty much else. That is the situation we find ourselves in right now - just bask in it, that’s good stupid, you don’t get stupid like that everyday unless you live on planet earth.